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May 15

therorysong:

wizardsandhijack:

hospitalf0rsouls:

Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…


did Mary have a little lamb?

you broke the world

YOU DON’T EVENFS UNDERSTAND I POINTED THIS OUT TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BECASUET UKBHJAJHKJNK ALHBAABDASNJ ELGYABW

May 15
rinlockhart:

awkwaben:

fiabremix:

looz-y:

tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

omg

wtf is it?? ?

hhhhh no look at the sign closely. Really look at it you, guys. It’s a heinous error.

NO

rinlockhart:

awkwaben:

fiabremix:

looz-y:

tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

omg

wtf is it?? ?

hhhhh no look at the sign closely. Really look at it you, guys. It’s a heinous error.

NO

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elainepramos:

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May 15
kristeljoy:

disimba:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

I plan on being a father EXACTLY like this, actually teaching my children real life lessons, nothing a school could teach.


:( I can be a really emotional person who acts on things when angry. I didn’t realize how much pain I can cause. Great lesson from that father. I’m sorry :(

kristeljoy:

disimba:

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

I plan on being a father EXACTLY like this, actually teaching my children real life lessons, nothing a school could teach.

:(
I can be a really emotional person who acts on things when angry. I didn’t realize how much pain I can cause. Great lesson from that father.
I’m sorry :(